Sydney Comedy songs on cotton
Big songs. Big synths. Big merch.
I make short comedy songs full of 80s synths. These are the designs that go with them: arcade pixels and a cosmic ballroom.
3Releases since 2021
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2Songs in the Hottest 100 of 2021
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The Interplanetary
The Interplanetary
Ballroom.
A two-sided design in one navy ink: an atom logo on the front, and on the back a meditating figure under the stars, the transcendental cha-cha-cha and the dancefloor at the end of the universe.
- Front: THE INTERPLANETARY BALLROOM in an atom's orbits
- Back: (1800)CHA-CHA-CHA and a meditating figure
- On tees, long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies
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Level Clear, You Win!
"Red-to-yellow pixel letters that look like the last screen of an arcade game. My Friday tee, every Friday."
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The Ballroom crewneck
"Small atom on the front, a whole cosmic dance hall on the back. People read the back out loud to me."
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A hoodie for late nights
"The navy Ballroom lettering on a hoodie is the cosiest thing in the shop. Mine hasn't left the couch."
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Level Clear and the Interplanetary Ballroom on tees, long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies, all in one place.
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